When the international language of love just isn’t enough, why not download a free Mademoiselle London Valentine’s card and tell it like it really is.

Click on the images to download jpegs to email to your loved ones. If you’d prefer to print them out, download the print-ready PDFs here… MlleLondon_BritishGirlsPr

Product warning: the chance of a shag may be signifcantly reduced depending on recipient’s sense of humour and/or menstrual cycle and/or nationality.