What do we want?
Wine with our lunch!
When do we want it?
Anytime between noon and 3pm thanks very much.

What do we want?
Mandatory holidays!
When do we want them?
Four weeks spread over the summer
And a couple more at Easter and Christmas would do it, cheers.

What do we want?
Statutory cigarette breaks!
When do we want them?
Anytime I have a cup of coffee
Which averages out at about one per hour,
Give or take, if you don’t mind.

What do we want?
Full state pensions!
When do we want them?
At about 45 years of age after working a 20 hour week
With a day off on Wednesday to look after the kids
Thanks for asking.